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It's the day after their little romp through Salt Lake City.

Amazingly it's still standing, but that may be due to where Mother's chosen to go today.

A deserted parking lot on the outskirts of town. Here, only boggled wildlife can witness what is about to happen.

Mother's going to teach Laini about driving.

"Alright, were you able to read the manual on the way over here?"

"I could prolly dissect this car and put it back together again in working order, if that's what you mean."

"...can you tell me what the important parts do?"

"Cruise control is not autopilot, that triangle switch is not an ejector seat; it's for the hazard lights, and it's bad to shift without using the clutch because it strips the gears."

"Good."

"Hands on the wheels at all times."

"Right!"

"Even if it means I have to grow an extra pair."

"...........................what?"

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2 hours later.
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"Okay, we've got the basics of manuvering and parking down. I'll co-pilot and run you through all the nice little manners humans are supposed to, but don't always use with the car."

"Such as?"

"Polite highway following distance is a four-second count behind the guy in front of you. Something passes by his rear bumper you want to count four...what's so funny?"

"Nothing, nothing...carry on."

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"Okay, that's enough city driving for today."

"What?"

"We've been circling the block for an hour. That cop is giving us the hairy eyeball."

"But we're not..."

"Just pull over and parallel park."

*whomp*

"Oh quit hitting your head on the dashboard. Student driver! He's going to forgive me jumping the curb."
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