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Everyone has their breking point, and when it comes down to it, Mother has been wearing each outfit for 3 days straight, for the past two and a half weeks.

That is why, at the next coin-op laundromat the RV passes, it stops, and the behemoth pulls over to let the stench of massive geek BO, flatuence and travel funk waft out over the parking lot like a fog.

Several ant hills decided the end was near.

Date: 2009-05-12 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxy-l33t.livejournal.com
This is one of the reasons why it is nice to be a shapeshifter. Being able to selectively turn off your sense of smell in times like this? Is a lifesaver.

(Though as soon as Mother clears out with his bags of hazardous waste laundry clear out of the RV, Laini is going to see about setting her little hoard of helpers on decontamination duty.)

However, since laundry is a job for Lesser Mortals, the Fox is kicked back in a chair, reading through a magazine.

Date: 2009-05-12 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yucca-isnt-porn.livejournal.com
It doesn't really take all that long for Mother to gather everything up, including his bedsheets, and stuff it all into a pair of pillow cases before he turns to Laini.

"You got any stuff you want washed while I'm in there?"

Date: 2009-05-26 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxy-l33t.livejournal.com
She blinks, tilting her head back to look at Mother, giving him a 'seriously, no comprendo' look of bafflement.

"... stuff like laundry?"

Date: 2009-05-26 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yucca-isnt-porn.livejournal.com
"....yeh, stuff like clothing, bedding...that leather thing you wore to the porn store will prolly need a dry cleaning."

Date: 2009-05-26 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxy-l33t.livejournal.com
Blink. Blink.

"Oh." Laini shakes her head, and waves a hand in the air, attention starting to go back to her magazine.

"I didn't pack any clothing, and I think you've already grabbed all the sheets and whatnot."

Date: 2009-05-26 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yucca-isnt-porn.livejournal.com
...

What?

.

.

.

Laini, you may have caused Mother's reality adapting ability to short out.

"What do you mean you didn't pack any clothing?"

Date: 2009-05-26 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxy-l33t.livejournal.com
Oh, so this requires an explanation? Laini would have thought that Mother would have gotten it by now.

With a slight grin, she puts down the magazine and stands up. The jeans and t-shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/b6fb/) she had been wearing suddenly shift to the black leather suit, then to a Japanese School Girl Uniform, then to a classic MIB suit, then to her usual silver jumpsuit complete with utility belt.

"Shapeshifter, Mother." Laini winks.

"Technically, I'm not wearing any clothes."

Date: 2009-05-26 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yucca-isnt-porn.livejournal.com
Mother just stares for a bit before heading into the Laudromat.





Ofcourse the first thing he asks for is directions to the best liquor store in the area.

Tomorrow is a brand new hangover.

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